3. Dine Like Dallas
Bleeding heart liberal Christopher would probably take his new wife, Rebecca to Whiskey Cake for date night, assuming he hasn’t already tread into the region of infidelity with ex-girlfriend, Elena. With its farm-to-table ethos, rotating menu, and extensive drink menu, Whiskey Cake is a great spot for even the most adulterous hippie to take his wife or his mistress. Don’t miss the restaurant’s namesake dessert topped with fresh whipped cream.
For a meal that’s like a battle tactic in and of itself, Bobby might book a family reservation at Love and War in Texas. Boasting dishes from all the regions of Texas that can each stop a different chamber of your heart, Love and War is the perfect destination to dull the senses and slow reaction times before dropping a bomb on the family. Bobby’s already threatening to sell Southfork Ranch this season, if he’s got anything else on deck, he might want to break it over the fried jalapenos.
